HLAC: An equal opportunity offender

Last week, when I posted The ABC’s of crap in my purse, I promised a non-girly post containing fart humor and/or gratuitous violence. A promise is a promise. For your viewing pleasure, I give you Gas Right Strips:

and Ren and Stimpy:

You’re welcome.

Contest deadline for Super Skanktacular Saturday Giveaway – Week One is tomorrow at 9:00 AM central time. Later that day, the winner will be revealed and a new group of saucy plastic wenches will be introduced. I have disqualified Stacy from Louisville because she would only give them away on her blog. I do, however have a very nice alternative item that I would be willing to donate for one of her fabulous giveaways. Details tomorrow…

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8 Responses to “HLAC: An equal opportunity offender”

  1. Nick the Geek March 20, 2009 at 7:39 am #

    >You knwo how some commercials on Saturday night live are really gross and you are glad they are not a real product like the edible diapers? My wife did not feel that way about this products. I’m just sayin’.

    Word Verification: imakente

    Line from Roots.

  2. sherri March 20, 2009 at 9:03 am #

    >I didn’t watch the videos, cause you know how I am about fart humor- after raising 3 sons- it’s just not that funny anymore. And what would I do with 3 wenches? Give them to my grown sons? I’ve been praying that sleezy wenches stay away from my boys!

  3. Beth March 20, 2009 at 9:14 am #

    >Okay…I try not to stoop to fart humor. But when I saw this on SNL when it first “aired,” I was cracking up.

    I’m with Nick’s wife. This could be a real product.

  4. Annie K March 20, 2009 at 9:20 am #

    >Ok, I saw the new Dora the Explorer and I’m not sure what all the fuss is about. She looks like a little tween and not in a sleezy way (like the stuff Kat buys for her kid. sheesh…)

    Oh, I guess that was a little off topic.

  5. Helen March 20, 2009 at 9:42 am #

    >If the fact that I grew up Barbie deprived does not move the judges heart in my direction, I don’t know what will!

    I just love the fact that the last video was done with Brahms Hungarian Dance No. 5 in the background. That tune always makes me think of trying to get somewhere quickly when traffic is moving slowly on the Kennedy. As a matter of fact, I used to have Brahms Hungarian Dances in my tape player in the car to play for just such occasions, but it broke.

  6. jasonS March 20, 2009 at 11:22 am #

    >That was quite hilarious! Thanks for remembering us guys. Happy Friday to you!

    wv: prograng- the opposite of antigrang

  7. Tony C March 20, 2009 at 11:26 am #

    >Awesome! Fart jokes and violence…why would I go to any other blog?

    Katdish for President!

  8. katdish March 20, 2009 at 1:46 pm #

    >”Katdish for President”

    Slogan: Yeah, like I need your support.

    Hmmm…..it has a nice ring to it.

    Be afraid people…be VERY afraid!

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