Slutty Girlz Rock Band Contest Extended!

Hey, peeps! My kiddo is performing at Sea World today. Actually, his choir is performing – he doesn’t have mad water skiing skillz or anything like that. Anyway, one of the judges will be accompanying me on the trip, cuz her daughter is also performing. Therefore, I am extending the deadline until whenever I get back. This should be sometime tonight. In the meantime, let me remind you that still in the running are: Jake, Tony C., Rrramone, Nick the Geek, Helen, and of course, the odds on favorite: Beth!

I don’t need to tell you how skanktacular this particular prize package is. Clearly, you recognize quality, as witnessed by your loyalty to this blog! AHEM…

And now….(drum roll) here is the next group for your consideration:

Yes, Virginia there is a Skank Fairy:
Greetings from the Magical Land of Miscellaneous!

Yes, ladies and gentlemen! Not only do you get two beautiful stars from the blockbuster hit “Bratz Fashion Pixies!”, you also get two silver butterfly hair clips, a creepy little blue fairy, an extra skirt, wand AND a stereo radio worth literally hundreds of pennies!

I know you’re saying to yourselves, “How could she possibly offer such a fine prize package in such desperate economic times as these?!” But wait…there’s more!
You also will receive four cake topper bratz dolls, suitable for even the youngest wanna-be prostitot! (I realize that it is difficult to see in this picture, but trust me – the one on the far left has a precious expression that seems to say, “Oh no you di-ent!”, and the one on the far right bears a striking resemblance to BonQuiQui). Plus, a tiny pillow that says “Pamper Me”, a fuzzy bratz chiuaua with bobble head and all the accessories, and of course the removable pixie wings.
I know the competition will be extra tough this week. Please…no wagering! In the meantime, be thinking about possible graduation gifts for a certain young college blogger whose likeness will be up for grabs next week!
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14 Responses to “Slutty Girlz Rock Band Contest Extended!”

  1. Beth March 28, 2009 at 9:08 am #

    >Tamara, Jeff, Ron….I hate to threaten people I’ve never met…
    so please, I just beg for your mercy.

    No skanky dolls.

    I already have the most annoying Dora mermaid doll ever thanks to Kathy.

    The wealth really needs to be spread around…

  2. Helen March 28, 2009 at 9:36 am #

    >Beth, I have already decided that if I win the dolls, I will teach them to dress modestly. Then those expressions will just look like they are warning off the unsuitable suitors…

  3. Candace Jean July 16 March 28, 2009 at 9:42 am #

    >I haven’t entered because these dolls frighten me. And I have enough craptastic stuff at my house.

    When I started reading this post, I thought maybe you had given birth to Flipper and hadn’t told us about it.

  4. ♥ Kathy March 28, 2009 at 9:43 am #

    >This is too funny. If you want you can link it into my Hooray for Saturday! funny stuff…up to you hun. Y'all have a safe trip & tell your son to sing his heart out!

    WV: endsayed

    Even blogger…End we said! Either that or they have a headache…LOL

  5. sherri March 28, 2009 at 10:29 am #

    >Sorry- my sons would not enjoy these dolls…or least they BETTER not!

  6. katdish March 28, 2009 at 12:53 pm #

    >Ooo! Sherri with a late entry!

  7. Annie K March 28, 2009 at 3:46 pm #


    Sherri = 3 sons

    Giveaway = 3 dolls

    You know where my vote lies.

  8. katdish March 29, 2009 at 8:12 am #

    >And the winner is (drum roll please!)

    Tony C! – because every band needs a drummer!

    I have decided to send Helen a consolation prize, but only because she wants to make velour jogging suits for my skanky little dolls and ruin all my fun!

    Tony and Helen –

    Would you please send me your mailing address at

    Thank you.

    Beth –

    Tam read your comment to Jeff over the phone last night on our drive home. He had a comment about your comment. I had hoped he would post it here, but since he hasn’t, I will relay it to you:

    “Threats from people in Indiana don’t really scare me. I mean, what are you going to do? Wrap me in a quilt, force feed me corn-on-the-cob, and make me listen to John Mellencamp?”

    I guess this means you’re still in the running…

  9. Beth March 29, 2009 at 9:59 am #

    >Tell Jeff that until he’s been to the Corn Festival in Sullivan, Indiana, he has no idea what torture really is…

  10. JML March 30, 2009 at 12:19 am #

    >I logged on too late today, so unfortunately, the STD fairies won’t be coming to live with me 🙁 Good luck Tony C.

  11. Helen March 30, 2009 at 1:14 am #

    >I think Jeff is underestimating John Mellencamp.

  12. katdish March 30, 2009 at 8:49 am #

    >Jake –

    No, no, no! Tony won the slutty rock band. You are still in the running for the STD fairies!

    Helen – Chuck Norris is from Texas. Just saying…

  13. Tony C March 30, 2009 at 2:22 pm #

    >Thank you! Thank you!

    We love you (fill in your city here)! Good night!

  14. JML March 31, 2009 at 12:26 am #

    >Well, BLESS GOD! Just imagine one of these little trophies bouncing around like Tinker-whore bopping young people on the head and exclaiming, “Syphilis!” ” Gonorrhea!” “Chlamydia!” and youv’e got a great understanding of what kids have for heroes today!

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