There is no such thing as pink hate (and other tweets that don’t make much sense)

Last Saturday was a lovely day, so my daughter and I went to the local park. Thank goodness I had my iPhone so I could get some much needed clarification about some vauge signage from my twitter friends. In other news, I had my eyes dilated and could not see my computer screen, but where there is a will there is a way — despite @billycoffey’s black hate. And for some reason, @br8kthru was all up in my grill this week…

And…here you go: The best of me (or not) on the twitter this week:

@curtharding Sometimes I think Amy Winehouse looks at Lady Gaga and says, “Wow. That chick is whack.”

@KellyKarius Off the top of my head? Never let your 8 yo play “hide the tangerines in the closet” w/her friends. I found 4 a month later… (in reply to KellyKarius @desireescales @JAS13 @katdish @shelbilavender @marcome I am seeking bits of parents/g-parents wisdom today just for fun. Got any? Pls RT)

“Notice there is no such thing as pink hate…” ~ @helenatrandom (Snort!)

@Serverman5 Yes. Tell what’s wrong w/you in 140 characters or less. (in reply to Serverman5 @katdish in a nutshell? Or do you want the whole story ? 😉

@coffeewithmarty He puts his pants on 1 leg at a time just like everyone else. Only difference is once he has his pants on, he’s Mitch Albom (in reply to coffeewithmarty @katdish yes, read it, and even got Mitch Albom to personally ask a question i had about it. I was amazed he would reply to little me.)

@BridgetChumbley I think it’s the getcherfreakon mojo. (in reply to BridgetChumbley @katdish Guess when you’re good… or ya getcherfreakon so well… it happens!)

@coffeewithmarty Ooo! Have you read Have a Little Faith? Albom’s newest? It’s great.

@BridgetChumbley They must secretly correct my bad grammer and sentence structure.

@BridgetChumbley Yeah…why is that? (in reply to BridgetChumbley @katdish You seem to draw writers to you like moths to a flame… I’m sure that would be a big hit!)

@sarahmsalter Girl, I’ve read more books than you’ve had hot meals

What is wrong with you people?

@sarahmsalter You either? (in reply to sarahmsalter @coffeewithmarty Me neither. 🙂

@coffeewithmarty What in the world do you read?

@coffeewithmarty YOU’VE NEVER READ A BOOK BY STEPHEN KING????? (in reply to coffeewithmarty @BridgetChumbley @sarahmsalter I have never read a Stephen king book. I know. Shocking)

@PeterPollock whew! I’m glad you said it! That was KILLING me! (in reply to PeterPollock I just sent @katdish a one line email and the moment I clicked ‘send’ I realized the only possible response was “TWSS”. Sorry Kat.)

@HeatheroftheEO Snort! (in reply to HeatheroftheEO I’m weepy over an episode of The Dog Whisperer. It’s possible I have a celebrity crush on Cesar Milan. I love how he says relawshunship.

RT @rachaelmphillip: No more Olympics . . . such a shame. I love to watch other people exercise.

@CandySteele Thank you in advance for my corn nightmares. (in reply to CandySteele @katdish The better to smile with, my dear.)

Man! I’ve got so much to do today. Hurry! Distract me!

@CandySteele And the TEETH! (in reply to CandySteele @katdish I KNOW! Can you imagine thinking you’re snuggling with Teddy and wake up staring at corn cobs with EYES??)

@CandySteele Gaaa! That corn would give me nightmares! (in reply to CandySteele Pigs & corn. #thingsyoufindinaniowaairport

RT @TonyCToday: @katdish Really? I usually enjoy those right out of the bag…

@br8kthru Oh, hang on… (in reply to br8kthru @katdish But what did he say? The same thing?)

@br8kthru I know. I ewhed him too. (in reply to br8kthru @katdish Oh okay. I guess that ‘ewh’ was warranted, but what did @tonyctoday say?)

@br8kthru The bag of raw fish parts. (in reply to br8kthru @katdish what was the ‘ewh’ from earlier about? You have to be more specific.)

@RobinMArnold The monkey butt? Gotta be on a first name basis for the monkey butt. (in reply to RobinMArnold @katdish When do you pull out the big red you know what? Like, how much do you have to love someone to use that?)

@RobinMArnold As per usual… (in reply to RobinMArnold @katdish I see all y’all are showing lady like restraint in your wishes for Mr. Bon Jovi.)

Dear @BonJovi My friend @marni71 has a tiny little crush on you:

RT @Helenatrandom: @katdish He is @BonJovi

RT @BigBags: Ignorance is bliss… especially when it’s stubborn ignorance

Is Jon Bon Jovi on the twitter? Anyone?

Hey! I can see again! What did I miss?

@br8kthru @TonyCToday Um…ewh.

Instructions say, “Further cooking required”. Ya think? Um, yes.

@gyoung9751 my life is a potential blog post, Glynn. (in reply to gyoung9751 RT @katdish: Walking thru SAMs club singing “how deep is your love” by the BeeGees. Curse you, muzak! /Sounds like a blog post to me)

Mmmm! Just like mom used to make!

Sigh…My eyes are getting worse, not better. Guess I’ll go rest them for awhile.

@TonyCToday That’s too bad, Tony. You don’t win the pope soap on a rope then. ( in reply to TonyCToday @katdish Hey Kathy! I couldn’t find any Popes in you pizza picture…

@marni71 Hi Marns! Happy Jon Bon Jovi!

RT @billycoffey: @katdish And I do not have a black “hate.” I am a very friendly soul. //classic

@br8kthru Yes, Jason! I see a blue sweater vest. All is right with the world. (in reply to br8kthru @katdish do you see a sweater vest?)

How long do your eyes stay dialated after the dops?

Now that’s dedication to the twitter…

Well, that’s not true. I see a pink hat (Helen), A black hate (Billy) Strawberry blond head (heather) & a baseball (Marty)

Would somebody tweet my post? I can’t see ANYTHING!

At the eye doc. Eyes dialated. Can’t see very well. Hope I typed that right

9:15 AM I have showered, dressed, voted and gone to the grocery store. I KNOW, right?

@Nick_theGeek Thanks for the offer. But Peter is my go-to geek. (in reply to Nick_theGeek @katdish that’s part of the new service I’m offering. I set it all up for those super busy people)

@Nick_theGeek I’ve been meaning to for a long time, just too busy. (in reply to Nick_theGeek @katdish finally making the WP jump then? Seems like several ppl r rigt now.)

Gus: You have never read the bible have you Shawn? Shawn: Genesis, Exorcist, Leviathan, Dooo…the right thing.. #psyche

@mabeswife To each his own. Cadbury creme eggs are the McRib of candy for me. Every few years I have to try one ~ Yep! Still disgusting!

@mabeswife But WHY??? What is that crap in the center? Gaaa! (in reply to mabeswife @katdish I luurve them!)

@mabeswife Ewh! Those things are disgusting! (Cadbury crème eggs)

@Helenatrandom Yes. I’m a big fan of Horton hears a Who.

@br8kthru Bet he’s not doing laundry. Mostly because he’s dead. (in reply to br8kthru @katdish did you know tomorrow is Dr. Seuss’ birthday?)

Doing “research”. Reading “Oh, the places you’ll go” by Dr. Seuss. What kind of depressing childrens book is this?

@br8kthru No, I’m pretty sure she’s mad at you. Right @marni71 ? (in reply to br8kthru @katdish I don’t think she was talking about my post- she was talking about your tweet so you, my dear, were the 1 reminding… JSYK)

@br8kthru Now you’ve gone and made @marni71 grumpy on her birthday. Jerk!

@br8kthru Im just grumpy because I was reminded I have to do laundry.( in reply to br8kthru @katdish Wow, such encouragement from you! Did someone pee in your cornflakes again?)

@br8kthru No, Jason. It’s not. Give up. (in reply to br8kthru Trying to live life to the fullest from inside the walls of a cubicle. I refuse to believe it’s impossible. No, it can be done!)

@marni71 Aren’t we the trendsetters? (in reply to marni71 Did ya’ll see? @prodigaljohn did his own Twitter Ho Down on SCL. Now if we could just get him to participate in ours…)

Happy Birthday @marni71 !

RT @badbanana: Somewhere, Gordie Howe’s ghost is smiling tonight. Which is really creepy since he’s still alive

Dear #closingceremonies : We get it…You’re Canadian. We love you, but we get it…

At Mission Burrito. Apparently, we did not beat the baptists here.

@CandySteele No. In the band hall. Which smells like teen spirit. (in reply to CandySteele @katdish So you’re having church in the trailer then? Epic.)

So apparently the school where we meet is double booked. Which is weird since we have Sunday mornings reserved.

@pwilson Just be thankful you’re not at the “you’ll go blind” phase. (in reply to pwilson Just heard @brandiandboys tell @jettwilson1 not to cross his eyes or they would get stuck. Seriously? Are we passing that myth on?)

RT @JeffHolton: RT @whisper1111: seismology assn apologizes for typo as salami washes ashore in hawaii (via @PirateWench)

@katbrak in reply to katbrak

@CandySteele Too late. He hid behind a truck. (in reply to CandySteele @katdish Get closer! See if he smells like beef jerky & cologne from a truck-shaped bottle!)

A possible @billycoffey sighting in Texas!

@NargesNirumvala if that’s the case, they are in clear violation! (in reply to NargesNirumvala @katdish I think it means no ducks! Hopefully the ducks can read English!! LOL)

I need clarification. Does this mean no ducks or not to feed them?

My brother & family (including dogs) are at a school on higher ground & off the beaches of North Shore. Only expecting about 6′ water

@CassandraFrear My husband says, “Your tweets don’t make any sense.” I say, “I know. Awesome, huh?” (in reply to CassandraFrear @katdish BTW, I love reading your tweets. Just in a stream. Hilarious.)

@Helenatrandom Thank you, Helen and @sarahmsalter

@sarahmsalter Thank you, Sarah. Much appreciated. (in reply to sarahmsalter @katdish I’ll be praying Mark 4:39 prayers for him… Jesus said, ‘Quiet! Be still!’ and the ocean and winds obeyed.)

@sarahmsalter So far, so good. Little worried about my big bro. He lives in Hawaii

@KevinMartineau Do a sermon on tithing. That should clear people outta there pretty quick! (in reply to KevinMartineau Uh oh! The gold medal game is at 12:15 pm on Sunday. Shortened sermon … Hmmmmm … Dilemma …)

Not all chemicals R bad. W/O chemicals like hydrogen & oxygen , there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer – D Barry

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