Reindeer, coffee mugs & crimes against fashion

Okay, I realize I usually post my weekly twitter update on Saturdays, but I’m juggling my schedule a bit this month in order to free up some time on the weekends to procrastinate for Christmas shopping for as long as possible. (If you’re new here, the tweets are in backwards order, because I’m lazy like that.)

The best of me (or not) on the twitter this week:

@tonyjalicea rudolf http://plixi.com/p/61979322

(in reply to tonyjalicea @katdish What’s the theme?)

@louisvillebobby Dude. That’s Santa’s reindeer! http://plixi.com/p/61976818

(in reply to louisvillebobby @katdish Ok, the Rudolph tree is cool and I even like Yukon Cornelius but what’s with the wall of death? Lol)

My friend Shara has a themed tree every year http://plixi.com/p/61975233

@amysorrells Not that there’s anything wrong with that…

@amysorrells I know @dlrayburn is trying to help, but you should know he’s from Alabama.

@karenzach Shhhhh!!!!! (in reply to karenzach @katdish I thot you were going to confess to killing the Smurffs.)

@karenzach Tee hee! What did you THINK I was gonna write about? (in reply to karenzach @katdish Loved your Xmas sweater piece. Hilarious.)

I absolutely love it when my comments section takes on a life of its own.

@TheMikeEllis That’s what I’m saying (in reply to TheMikeEllis @katdish @dlrayburn were supposed to lighten their load. Not make it worse.)

RT @PeterPollock @sarahmsalter So @fishythoughts is not a dog? Disappointed. Unfollow.

@BigMama247 Yes. Will the indignities ever end? (in reply to BigMama247 @katdish Is that like giving them muffin stumps? http://youtu.be/0eipl17WpOo)

@themikeellis Just thought you should know that @dlrayburn is advocating giving holiday sweaters to the homeless http://bit.ly/ijZ5a3

@dlrayburn And speaking of crimes against fashion, thanks for changing your avatar.

@dlrayburn Yes, but think of all the crimes against fashion this post might prevent. (in reply to dlrayburn RT @katdish Breaking my silence | Katdish.net http://bit.ly/hEryQj //I was so offended and the economy will suffer from this post.)

@kysilka They are, but if coupled with a holiday vest, all bets are off. (in reply to kysilka @katdish What is your take on the holiday turtleneck or long sleeved shirt? It seems to me they are less offensive.)

So, guess where they escaped to in the kitchen? The microwave. Mwha, ha ha!

The exterminator treated the house for fire ants yesterday. He said I might still see a few trying to escape from the poison…

@DougSpur A fruitcake would be wonderful. We are building a bomb shelter and we could use fruitcakes in place of bricks. (in reply to DougSpur @katdish so – guess I’ll return the sweater I got you for Christmas…how about a FRUITCAKE?)

@dutchhillgirl Oh, shut up… (in reply to dutchhillgirl @katdish What silence?)

@redclaydiaries Of course not! @buddylovethedog has a Santa suit and antlers. (in reply to redclaydiaries @katdish Hey, does your ban on holiday attire extend to dogs? Cuz it sure is tempting to humiliate Scruff w a Santa sweater.)

@amysorrells Yes. That’s going into the katdishionary! Thanks. (in reply to amysorrells @katdish I made up a new word, too. Nothing that compares to your original words, but a new word. Just for you.)

RT @TheMikeEllis There is no graceful way to hand a nurse your urine sample

@tonyjalicea Oh, please. Have you seen my giant head in the sidebar? (in reply to tonyjalicea @katdish I have to be honest, I’m a little embarrassed by how big my picture is on your post today.)

@kelybreez Sorry, I was confused http://plixi.com/p/61727060

@kelybreez Oh, you mean this one? http://plixi.com/p/61726930

(in reply to kelybreez @katdish I don’t mean either one of those coffee mugs. I mean the purple/pinkish one. The big one.)

@kelybreez @tonyjalicea I have several http://plixi.com/p/61724466

@tonyjalicea @kelybreez which coffee mug? http://plixi.com/p/61724371

@dlrayburn So, Dusty – what’s up with the new avatar? You look like there should be a parrot sitting on your shoulder.

@TheMikeEllis Do you want me to offend you personally? Because that’s extra. (in reply to TheMikeEllis @katdish I want an offensive guest post from you for my blog!)

@tonyjalicea I have a Seinfeld episode running thru my head for nearly every life situation. (in reply to tonyjalicea I have a song running through my head for nearly every situation in life. #humanjukebox)

@Peacegardenmama Oh, that’s great! Thanks. (in reply to Peacegardenmama @katdish “Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.” – Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., 1929-1968)

I’m going to write a post tomorrow that needs to be written. It may offend some people, but I’ve got to take a stand.

@buzzbyannies It’s what we can’t control that worries us. In driving and in life. (in reply to buzzbyannies @Katdish I’m used to this stuff. It’s the other guy I worry about.)

As tempted as I am to jump into #tsptry by quoting lines from Dr. Zhivago, I think I’ll behave myself & call it a night.

@dutchhillgirl You’d think most folks would know that by now, huh? (in reply to dutchhillgirl @katdish Haha!! Don’t they know you’re ALWAYS right? Even I know that. LOL)

Clearly, this person has no idea who they’re dealing with…

“I apologise, but, in my opinion, you are not right. I suggest it to discuss. Write me back in the PM. We will discuss.” ~ spam comment

“I think it’s interesting that ‘cologne’ rhymes with ‘alone’.” ~ Demetri Martin

@sandritaaaaa That’s from a store called Overpriced crap nobody needs. At least that’s what it should be called.

Um…yeah. http://plixi.com/p/61565086

New follow, over 20,000 followers, no bio, & no tweets for 3 months. It’s like the spam mothership.

Wait. Spoke too soon. http://plixi.com/p/60934755

Ah, diversity! http://plixi.com/p/60934466

Yikes! http://plixi.com/p/60932668

Have a crabby Christmas! http://plixi.com/p/60932386

Trees in every flavor http://plixi.com/p/60931767

Off to Garden Ridge Pottery to get a Christmas tree 50%-75% off. Which I’m pretty sure is gonna get ugly…

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9 Responses to “Reindeer, coffee mugs & crimes against fashion”

  1. Michael December 10, 2010 at 6:50 am #

    Okay, so I love these. I want to give you a fair warning. We bought a tree last week and…well it was ugly then too.

  2. A Simple Country Girl December 10, 2010 at 9:11 am #

    What’s with the parrot comment? Are you moonlighting as a pirate somewhere off the coast of TX?

    • katdish December 10, 2010 at 10:20 am #

      Dusty’s last avatar picture was him sitting in a deck chair wearing shorts and a pink golf shirt. Hence the parrot comment.

    • Dusty Rayburn December 10, 2010 at 12:59 pm #

      I think she was actually jealous of the fact I was on the beach.

  3. Annie McMahon December 10, 2010 at 9:29 am #

    Yay! My name is mentioned in your Hall of Fame! 😀 I love your cup that says “It’s so exhausting being fabulous.” I want one!!

  4. Jason December 10, 2010 at 11:05 am #

    I love the Poo-pourri saying that if you spritz it no one will ever know. As if the sound of a marching band’s tuba section coming from the bathroom won’t alert everyone.

  5. Wendy December 10, 2010 at 1:09 pm #

    I want trees in every flavor! Except maybe lima bean flavor. No one needs that one.

  6. @kelybreez December 10, 2010 at 6:10 pm #

    What blog post about Christmas sweaters? How do I miss these things? I’m not going on getaways with my wife ever again… (Oh, wait, I take that back. Just tell me where I can find the post about Christmas sweaters.)

  7. Hazel Moon December 10, 2010 at 9:17 pm #

    Tis the season to be jolly! Might as well enjoy the pun, I mean fun!

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