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I probably get an average of about 150 spam comments per day. Some days more, some less. Fortunately, the spam filter catches them all, but I thought it was sort of a shame that these hard working spam bots never get their chance at publication here on my blog.

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(Okay, that one could actually be a real comment.)

So how about you? Have any interesting spam comments lately?

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