I was debating whether or not to do a twitter post this week. Note to self, when debating whether or not to do a twitter post, settle the debate before 10 pm, otherwise, you’ll be up way past your bedtime…
And now the best of me (or not) on the twitter:
@pagan43 Peptoflingo? Nice… (in reply to pagan43 @katdish http://twitpic.com/1cpwa6 – ” IT ” finished all 3 bowlsful and still has room to eat those leaves ? Peptoflingo.)
@TchrEric It better not be anyone from Georgia! (in reply to TchrEric @katdish Maybe someone will buy it for you for Christmas, you know, anonymously,because they love you, -could be anyone, everyone loves Kat!)
@TchrEric Yeah…like that’s gonna happen. (in reply to TchrEric @katdish Send the pic of it when it is in your house/yard! 🙂
In a word, Magestic! http://twitpic.com/1cpwa6
New at Target: Zombie Girlz! http://twitpic.com/1couhx
@br8kthru Hey now! That’s catchy! (in reply to br8kthru @katdish or how about “Crap You Don’t Need (But it’s only $1)”
I’m going to open a store called “There’s a reason it’s only 99 cents”
@billycoffey Freaking Yay!
RT @billycoffey: RT @DueFriday Galleys of SNOW DAY by @billycoffey and THE CHURCH AWAKENING by Charles Swindoll just showed up on my desk!
Okay people. Gotta go face my arch nemesis – the grocery store.
RT @noveldoctor: Ben and Jerry’s to introduce new writer-themed sorbet: Literary Agent Orange – “It tastes like rejection!”
And by “adult fiction novels” I realize I was being redundant. Sorry, my bad.
@PeterPollock And FYI, my daughter has read your MS about 5 times. She loves it.
I’ve read two of the best adult fiction novels I’ve ever read this year, & neither one is published yet.
@PeterPollock Let me rephrase that… (in reply to PeterPollock @katdish I don’t get it… ‘cos you read my book LAST year, not this year ?)
I’ve read 2 of the best books I’ve ever read this year, & neither one is published yet.
@M1ke6 – If you’re only going to talk to me via DM, I’m not giving you the potato salad recipe.
@jamieworley Aw, Jamie…It’s a good thing we’re not neighbors. Snort! (in reply to jamieworley Gullible people like me should not be allowed out of the house or online on April Fools Day.)
Ooo! My mom is bringing her famous potato salad on Sunday! Nom, nom!
Esp. if followed by “anymore” RT @curtharding: You know it’s a bad day when your lawyer tells the press that you’re not a Nazi
@noveldoctor Yeah, but I wonder what the resale value is. ( in reply to noveldoctor @katdish Then here’s some good news: You don’t have to report empty longing and unredeemable angst to the IRS!)
@Goannatree I have celebrity ducks and bunnies commenting on my blog. It’s all very sordid.
@noveldoctor Hey, wait a minute…by that description, I think I already am one. (in reply to noveldoctor @katdish I pay my favorite muse with empty longing and unredeemable angst. She loves it. You should probably ask for cash, though.)
@VariantVal I do a pretty good Stevie Nicks impersonation. Saw her twirl right off the stage once. I was like, “Where’d she go?”
@noveldoctor I should branch out and be a rent-a-muse. (in reply to noveldoctor @katdish I don’t know. Maybe tomorrow? My personal muse is missing, but I can always rent one for a day.)
Oh, Sweet Fancy Moses! Due to ever increasing threatening comments on my blog by @bunbuntherabbit et al, I will post a rematch on Tues.
@melissa_rae Yah! August is commonly known as “Dishmas” around here. More specifically, “katdishmas”.
RT @noveldoctor: Vampire novels: out. Umpire novels: in. “Harry Wendelstedt and the Foul Tip of Death” a sure bestseller
Integrity is not found in the limelight, it is where it is tested.
RT @noveldoctor: “Ubiquitous” named Word of the Year by everybody, everywhere.
@weightwhat I’m holding out for the “Monkey butt in my pocket” shirt (in reply to weightwhat I’m making a new shirt. Go ahead, be thrilled.)
@HeatheroftheEO @VariantVal I must confess, I only sampled a tiny piece of the Cadbury egg, then I threw up in my mouth a little.
@mandythompson You just described every one of my family reunions. But there was typically alcohol involved. (in reply to mandythompson Does anyone know anything about a video where everybody’s laughing… But they don’t know why??)
“The wages of sin are death, but after taxes, It’s really just more of a tired feeling.” – Paula Poundstone
Epic Laziness: Stomach growling, but too lazy to fix anything to eat.
@duane_scott Being me is a pretty sweet gig. I highly recommend it. (in reply to duane_scott NO FAIR! Working on blueprints holds no amusement. RT @katdish: Peeps + microwave = I am SO easily amused!)
Peeps + microwave = I am SO easily amused! 8:36 AM Mar 31st via TweetDeck
Dear New Followers: If the word “motenize” appears anywhere in your profile, I wouldn’t hold my breath for a courtesy refollow.
@redclaydiaries yes. I’m jotting some down now. (in reply to redclaydiaries @katdish @marni71 What? Another event w @prodigaljohn & @loswhit? I bet they’d pay u to NOT ask inappropriate questions like last time)
@marni71 That might entail me having to take notes. Not so sure about that. (in reply to marni71 @katdish My association paid to send me. Maybe your church could send you??)
@marni71 I’m just hoping to see @loswhit &@prodigaljohn sit uncomfortably close to one another again like at Off the Blogs.
The housewares dept at Ross: where good taste goes to die. http://twitpic.com/1bzwc0
@marni71 I won’t rush the stage for an autograph, but I can’t promise I won’t rush the stage. (in reply to marni71 @prodigaljohn Just registered to attend Echo. I’ve invited @katdish to join me. I won’t rush the stage for an autograph. Promise!)
@marni71 No offense to them, but I’d drive up there just to see you, Marns. (in reply to marni71 @katdish July 28-30. Jon, Donald Miller and Carlos Whittaker are speaking. I’m ready to pee myself…)
RT @billycoffey: When it comes to people, I prefer blatant arrogance to false humility.//YESH!
@marni71 when is it? I’m up for a road trip! (in reply to marni71 @katdish KATHY!! @prodigaljohn is speaking at the Echo Conf. in Dallas. Come with meeeeeee….pleeeeeaaaasssee! We’ll have so much fun.)
RT @weightwhat: Did you guys hear about Ricky Martin? Can you believe he’s 38?
I’m like a Coffey/Coffee magnet or something.
Don’t know how you found me, but thanks for the follow @CoffeyAnderson
So, check this out! Another very talented Coffey: @CoffeyAnderson http://bit.ly/bbqAev
@miller_schloss Yay Us! (in reply to miller_schloss @bryanallain Yeah, well, I got to share a sentence with @dewde, @katdish, and @helenatrandom.) Referring to a mention in Jon Acuff’s book Stuff Christians Like.
Watching Life on Discovery Channel. If I were a fish, I think I would be a Sarcastic Fringe Head fish.
Religion: I obey, therefore I am accepted by God/Gospel: I am accepted by God through the work of Jesus Christ—therefore I obey.~Keller
@monicasharman Ah yes. The bling of choice for all the white upper middle class mall gangstas in my hood. (in reply to monicasharman @katdish The first thing I noticed was the C3PO near the bottom left.)
Okay! Who loves this book? Because I wanna know how many I’ll offend when I write a new version. http://twitpic.com/1bc391
How cool is Billy Gibbons? Answer? Very cool. http://twitpic.com/1bbxck
My daughter went for fancy. http://twitpic.com/1bbonk
Okay! Ready for flip flops! http://twitpic.com/1bbkmh
@WriteOnRideOn You know, @billycoffey loves Jesus more than he does the #Yankees, but it’s pretty close… (in reply to WriteOnRideOn @katdish Okay…THAT made me actually bust out LOL. Still Laughing. Out Loud.)
@WriteOnRideOn Okay…What if I tape it and watch it Monday? Is that okay? (in reply to WriteOnRideOn I realize few if any will publicly agree w/me about @MLB #scheduleFAIL Opening Day on EASTER Sunday. It’s what I believe. Strongly believe.)
@WriteOnRideOn Not that I’ll be watching (ahem), but who’s playing? ( in reply to WriteOnRideOn Speaking of getting fired up~WHAT the heck is up w/ @MLB choosing EASTER Sunday for opening day?!! #MAJORLEAGUEFAIL)
As always, sorry/you’re welcome!
A very blessed and Happy Easter to you all!