Bad movies, Bingo and Behold! The Jesus Chair!

Yesterday I ranted incessantly about some of the silly things sold at Christian bookstores. I also invited folks to share some ridiculous items they had come across. Well, Michelle came through in spades with a link to a picture of “The Jesus Chair”. Sweet Fancy Moses!

Anyhoo…for some unexplained reason, it seems this was ignore katdish on the twitter week. But I don’t give up that easily…

And now, the best of me (or not) on the twitter:

@br8kthru That was quite horrible, no? ( in reply to br8kthru @katdish it’s so annoying! Thank you for the birthday greetings & if you send me the Jesus chair it will be regifted. 🙂

@sarahmsalter Tell @br8kthru that excuse is getting tired…

Would someone please tell @br8kthru to stop ignoring me on twitter? He’s been doing it all day.

@VariantVal Pretty much every day. Snort! (in reply to VariantVal Do you ever have days when you just feel extra sexy, and pretty and all hawt??)

@br8kthru Continues to ignore me…

@Brian_Russell Sorry/you’re welcome. (in reply to Brian_Russell @katdish That does help. Thanks. It’s like a smoker trying to quit and breathing in second-hand smoke to cope.)

@Brian_Russell Well, I’m up 44% from last month, if that helps… (in reply to Brian_Russell Day 2 without Google Analytics… I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t REALLY interested in my numbers…)

@br8kthru Happy Birthday Jason! Did you get a new sweater vest?

@gyoung9751 He is very doggy, isn’t he? (in reply to gyoung9751 You have a great dog. And he’s so — doggie.)

This what Buddy Love does after a bath. Annoying…

Wait…this is the best side

Back of C3 trailer

C3’s trailer!

@DaleChumbley @BridgetChumbley I thought “getcherfreakon” was the next blog carnival.

@coffeewithmarty He’s a cranky ho sometimes, but he’s pretty much awesome. (in reply to coffeewithmarty @katdish ill follow your idaho guy 😉

@muchl8r New guy – @coffeewithmarty lives in Iowa, but is from Idaho.

@BridgetChumbley Bahahahahah! (in reply to BridgetChumbley @katdish @coffeewithmarty My new name: Bridget Cafe Chumbley or Bridget Coffeembly Gee… I’m not sure this works for me. *sigh*)

@coffeewithmarty Speak for yourself. @billycoffey is a total hillbilly. (in reply to coffeewithmarty @katdish HAHA! Neither @billycoffey or I are “hillbillies” I don’t think! I’m kinda a city kid stuck in Iowa.)

@coffeewithmarty Although I do seem to find an inordinate amount of hillbillys

@coffeewithmarty Oh, please…It’s not a country boy thing, it’s a “good writing” thing.

@BridgetChumbley You know what? You’re right! Hmmm… (in reply to BridgetChumbley @katdish What’s up with you and men with Coffee/Coffey names? Hmmm….)

@KathleenOverby Yeah, Kathleen. Maybe you shouldn’t read tomorrow. The tree will be fine. The boy? Not so much… (in reply to KathleenOverby @katdish Please don’t crush me. Are you going to bash the sentimental ole tree? I won’t be able to look. Mercy on the stump. I beg you.)

@Helenatrandom I think the point of the book was that you can be a hedonistic, self-indulgent opportunist & God will still love you…(in reply to Helenatrandom @katdish A letdown from about 34 years ago that I still am not over. I am pschologically scarred from that book not having a real point.)

…whist avoiding body checks and pucks to the head. Thoughts?

So, I was thinking it might be cool to combine men’s figure skating with hockey. Skaters would perform artistic skating routines…

@marni71 ZIP IT???? Oh, okay…but not everyone can talk to me like that. Consider yourself lucky. (in reply to marni71 @katdish Oh zip it. I just didn’t see u there due to lack of coffee. Latte is now on board. And….YOU CAIN’T QUIT ME!)

@buzzbyannies Well, thank you. (in reply to buzzbyannies @katdish @marni71 You Texans are ruthless with that unfollow hammer.)

@buzzbyannies If @marni71 doesn’t, we should put the unfollow hammer down on her.

@buzzbyannies That’s okay. We can shun @marni71 together.( in reply to buzzbyannies @marni71 I second the ahem.)

@marni71 Ahem! (in reply to marni71 @Nick_theGeek @makeadiff21 @billycoffey @CandySteele Good morning!)

@ronsteele7 I’m being cursed at by a celebrity! Lawsome. (in reply to ronsteele7 @katdish The teleprompter is broken, so #?% to you, imaginary friend, katdish)

@CandySteele I’m imagining RB typing from a teleprompter & waiting for him to type *?#% you, San Diego! (in reply to CandySteele @katdish RB is responding to blog comments.”That’s a lot of work. I hope I don’t die cuz there might be a lot of them.Oh, wait…nevermind”)

Me thinks some extracts think a bit too highly of themselves!

@gyoung9751 Snort! (in reply to gyoung9751 @katdish Absolutely. No question about it.)

@gyoung9751 Had we not already established that? (in reply to gyoung9751 That means @katdish is the queen.)

The baby has escaped from the king cake. And he’s GOLD BABY!

And where do I sign up for something like that?
So, there’s an olympic sport where you ski and shoot stuff with a rifle? Where have I been?

HLAC comments section – Where your raging ADD is always welcome. Just ask @redclaydiaries & buzzbyannies

After seeing The Tooth Fairy, I may have to rethink my screenplay The Life & Times of @billycoffey starring Dwayne Johnson.

@redclaydiaries Oh, it’s not Howard th Duck bad. Just a renter for sure.(in reply to redclaydiaries @katdish GAAA. Well, that settles it. I intend to “forget” to take kids to see it till after it leaves theaters. So thx for that.)

Wow. Just wow. That was 2 hours of my life I’ll never get back. And I have sticky shoes.

@JeffHolton @VariantVal Well, we’re about to see Tooth Fairy. I’m hoping it’s better than I expect it to be.

I am at the movies. My feet are stuck to the floor. Gross.

Has anyone seen the movie The Tooth Fairy? My daughter wants to go see it. Is it horrible?

@sarahmsalter Because I’ve found that one works for me…

@sarahmsalter Ultimately, I think you should go with your instincts on this one. The one that says @katdish is right.

@Nick_theGeek Oh, whateva… (in reply to Nick_theGeek @katdish well b careful arguing with me. beware the power of my mind)

@pagan43 That made me happy!

RT @pagan43: Put a geranium in your hat and be happy.

@Doallas Sharing is nice. But I don’t think I would like it if someone shared a banana by prying my jaws open. Sort of pushy, really… (in reply to Doallas @katdish The orang was sharing, actually. It’s clear it would be a no go (maybe more for you than Buddy).

@Doallas Also? Monkeys stink.

@Doallas Did you see how that ape was prying open the dog’s mouth? Buddy would have a fit! (in reply to Doallas So @katdish, does that mean no orangutan?)

@Doallas Ha! Buddy Monkey Love! (in reply to Doallas @katdish The perfect playmate for Buddy! )

Yeah, weird…

My sister just won. Dang she’s lucky!

My daughter is taking the artistic approach.

@HeatherSunseri I keep missing numbers. (in reply to HeatherSunseri @katdish How can you suck at Bingo?)

I suck at bingo…

@weightwhat so far, not so much… (in reply to weightwhat @katdish Ooo! Magenta must be lucky!)


@weightwhat I DO!!!! (in reply to weightwhat @katdish Do you have your very own dauber?)

Don’t judge me…

Pulp Historical Fiction #boringmovies

Pirates of the Long John Silver’s Restaurant #boringmovies

Diary of a menopausal Caucasian woman #boringmovies

13 going on 14 #boringmovies

@RonSteele7 Sweet Lincoln’s Mullet! Happy Birthday Ron Burgandy!

Sorry/you’re welcome…
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