Google Analytics
Okay, y’all – this is so stinking funny (to me, anyway) that the only intro I’m going to give you is that I recently started using Google Analytics to track this blog. The following is a list of keyword searches people have used to find this blog. I added the Smartypants blog on Saturday. (Can’t wait to see THAT list!) Anyway, here are the keyword searches that landed some unfortunate folks on my blog:
1) katdish
2) katdish freak
3) howdy cloud
4) look a chicken
5) “annie k” boobs
6) “i cried a tear” “was confused” “clear my mind”
7) +katdish
8) add”hey look a chicken”
9) beth moore obsession
10) biggest boobs annie k. biggest “annie k.”
11) bunch of crap in my car console
12) cartoon i was just thinking
13) catalyst one day
14) chicken plate and fork
15) days of the harvest
16) do not look the chicken
17) dora sullivan rock band 2
18) droopy boob smiley
19) emoticon for butts
20) foghorn leghorn smart boy just a little on the dumb side
21) fork and spoon devotional
22) godology excerpt
23) helen’s buttcrack
24) hey look a chicken
25) hey look at these
26) hey look!
27) house church do’s and don’ts
28) how do i make a sideways smiley face?
29) how do you make a sideways smiley
30) how to get smileys which sideways
31) igoogle
32) katdish blog
33) nonconformity quote
34) parachute drop church planting
35) rock band contest “louisville”
36) sideways smiley face
37) sideways smiley facebook
38) slanket redemption codes
39) slutty rock look
40) songs with home in them
41) the cat’s diary the dog’s diary day of my imprisonment
42) the sideways smiley face
43) top ten reasons people don’t tithe
44) what does the sideways smiley mean
45) where to buy jolly rancher jelly beans at grocery stores?
46) woman checken brain
Whew! (wiping my tear filled eyes) That’s at LEAST a week’s worth of material right there!
Who says you actually have to have something to blog about to write a post?
And to those of you who found my blog via keyword search:
Sorry/You’re welcome!
P. S. – Annie, Is there something you want to tell the rest of the class?
P. P. S. – What is this obsession with the sideways smiley face?!?
